Tracking Barack Obama

A mute God the Father listens patiently as Jesus the Son goes on about his morphing iPhone app, censored by the Apple Corporation for being “offensive.”

Here’s a hint, folks: Jesus was offensive to many people. And to say there’s a little bit of Jesus in you and me is blasphemy? Say it isn’t so, Apple. Actually, never mind, Apple, don’t say anything. It might “offend” someone.